Why is Chucky Cheese ALWAYS smiling?

cause they pay him with cheeseWhy is Chucky Cheese ALWAYS smiling?
Hes always having fun.

Free pizzaWhy is Chucky Cheese ALWAYS smiling?
he loves pizza, children, and video games, once at a pizza birthday party though he rubbed his paw on a 20 year old babes ***, she was the big sister
Because parents like me (well I'm banned from Chucky's, but thats another story) have to shell out $15 bucks for the worlds worst cheese pizzaWhy is Chucky Cheese ALWAYS smiling?
Because the person in the costume is secretly fapping.
I know right. You would think him being a rat would keep him down. However, he rises above his problems and physical condition and is an inspiration for us all.Why is Chucky Cheese ALWAYS smiling?
* whisper voice *

he's a rapist pedo.

SHHHH.
Because you obviously say cheese when someone tales your pic..so he is Chucky CHEESE!!
Pedo-rat...
Cuz he's a pedophile and always around kids
Everyone is afraid of him.
because he touches little babies
Same reason Stevie Wonder is
You don't know what he has up his pants
he's a pedophile!
b/c they havnt found the bodies yet...
Drugs. Lots and LOOOTS of drugs.
Because he's drawn that way.
He's on drugs
Cuz you touch yourself at night
Because he doesnt kno hes black yet
Why would he ever be sad? With all those kids around
he is rich
cause he's a perv
so kids can feel welcome, duh, man